thebootydiaries:

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

heatherwitch:

On short(ish) hiatus:

I’m taking a bit of a break from Tumblr to recharge and find some positivity in my life! I’ll also be on a trip for a portion of next week so I would’ve been gone anyways.

I will be back by October 9th at the latest!

I’ll bump my (untagged) queue up to 10 posts a day so it’ll be like I’m still here, just with less personal posts.

You can find me on instagram at: musingsofamouse

Thanks so much for the support everyone 💕 Feel free to keep the asks coming, but if they’re time sensitive I’d recommend finding someone else!

I also may pop on occasionally 😘

cottoncandywitch24:

CLEANSING METHODS

– herb-infused spray bottles–water infused with lemon or salt works well also

– burning incense

– sweep away bad energy with a broom or besom

– showering or ritual bathing

– lighting a candle

– ring a bell through an area

– brush your hair–imagine brushing out the negativity

– drink a cleansing tea

– dancing and/or singing!

– touch each corner of a room and say a prayer over it

– ring a bell through an area

– wet your hands in salt water and flick the water through a room/area

– sprinkle salt over doorways and windowsills 

hungryveganwitch:

A friend asked me to turn her cat’s collar into a charm because the poor thing has lots of anxiety and she stress eats. The happy, relaxed and confident sigils are for her. The healed and financial independence ones are for me.

The leaves are charging on a selenite plate right now and I will activate and burn them tomorrow. Then I will draw tiny little sigils on a piece of paper and attach it to her collar.

Feel free to use these. Don’t share them as your own though…that’s bad witch karma.