shit post – Heatherwitch

atrailofblood:

anonbunny:

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

russia is just gta online

ryaynross:

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

black-raven200:

mysticmoonhigh:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

haelstorm:

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

rosebeaches:

me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

sweartrek:

savage, mister vulcan

itseasytoremember:

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

thisismarvelus: