Tumblr on December 17th.
Tag: lmao
Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats
this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
The last two times the vet told me Stormy was a girl, this time she tells me Stormy is a boy. I mean it doesn’t really matter to me, kittens are kittens but it was funny how confused the vet was. Stormy the enigma kitten 😀
me on a roadtrip, every time i see cows: COWS !
You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER
thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts
Honestly? I have ovr a thousand followers and get like 6 notes on my own post? Fine YALL
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