mesopelagic: mesopelagic: mesopelagic: holy shit i have the best idea my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it” thats not what happened though :•(
tilthat: TIL that while sudden heart attacks during sex are rare, most of them happen to men who are cheating on their wives via reddit.com
Nothing like racing out of the forest with tangled hair and a handful of owl pellets right as the phlebotomist shows up at your house.
faeriephae: I wanna go to the forest and build connections with plant spirits and feel closer to nature in general but this witch is scared of insects
Heatherwitch 